With new taxes on alcohol choking Mars, only bootleggers like you can bring much-needed relief. Players will have to contend with gangsters and corporate tax agents alike if they want to be stars.
Description:
New corporate taxes on alcohol have put a stranglehold on the all-too-necessary taverns, bars, and other hubs of stress relief across Mars. A new breed of local hero – illegal distillery operators and runners – have risen to save the Red Planet’s workforce from devouring itself out of sober frustrations. But making and running contraband is dangerous work. Phobosi Shine bootleggers like you wage a different kind of battle in the streets of Mars against rival ‘shiners, corporate tax goons, and sticky-fingered gangsters. Moonshine runs like the one you’re about take are your ticket to fame, fortune… and hopefully not an early grave.
With new taxes on alcohol choking Mars, only bootleggers like you can bring much-needed relief. Players will have to contend with gangsters and corporate tax agents alike if they want to be stars.
Description:
New corporate taxes on alcohol have put a stranglehold on the all-too-necessary taverns, bars, and other hubs of stress relief across Mars. A new breed of local hero – illegal distillery operators and runners – have risen to save the Red Planet’s workforce from devouring itself out of sober frustrations. But making and running contraband is dangerous work. Phobosi Shine bootleggers like you wage a different kind of battle in the streets of Mars against rival ‘shiners, corporate tax goons, and sticky-fingered gangsters. Moonshine runs like the one you’re about take are your ticket to fame, fortune… and hopefully not an early grave.
With new taxes on alcohol choking Mars, only bootleggers like you can bring much-needed relief. Players will have to contend with gangsters and corporate tax agents alike if they want to be stars.
Description:
New corporate taxes on alcohol have put a stranglehold on the all-too-necessary taverns, bars, and other hubs of stress relief across Mars. A new breed of local hero – illegal distillery operators and runners – have risen to save the Red Planet’s workforce from devouring itself out of sober frustrations. But making and running contraband is dangerous work. Phobosi Shine bootleggers like you wage a different kind of battle in the streets of Mars against rival ‘shiners, corporate tax goons, and sticky-fingered gangsters. Moonshine runs like the one you’re about take are your ticket to fame, fortune… and hopefully not an early grave.
Vampires have turned Splashopolis into Castle Hydrocula! You and your friends are the only ones who can flush these predators out and save your community. Can you handle a hot day at the waterpark?
Description:
The old, abandoned water park, Splashopolis, has been taken over by vampires! Locals have been going missing, animals have become dangerous around the park, and the slides have been twisted into the dreaded Castle Hydrocula. You and your comrades call yourselves UPDN (Undead Pursuit, Destruction, and Neutralize), and it’s your job to flush them out. Your plan is to get the innocents out safe while taking down the vampires with your tools and your wits. It’s a hot day at the waterpark, but do you and your team really have the advantage against this so-called Hydrocula and his vampire minions?
Vampires have turned Splashopolis into Castle Hydrocula! You and your friends are the only ones who can flush these predators out and save your community. Can you handle a hot day at the waterpark?
Description:
The old, abandoned water park, Splashopolis, has been taken over by vampires! Locals have been going missing, animals have become dangerous around the park, and the slides have been twisted into the dreaded Castle Hydrocula. You and your comrades call yourselves UPDN (Undead Pursuit, Destruction, and Neutralize), and it’s your job to flush them out. Your plan is to get the innocents out safe while taking down the vampires with your tools and your wits. It’s a hot day at the waterpark, but do you and your team really have the advantage against this so-called Hydrocula and his vampire minions?
Vampires have turned Splashopolis into Castle Hydrocula! You and your friends are the only ones who can flush these predators out and save your community. Can you handle a hot day at the waterpark?
Description:
The old, abandoned water park, Splashopolis, has been taken over by vampires! Locals have been going missing, animals have become dangerous around the park, and the slides have been twisted into the dreaded Castle Hydrocula. You and your comrades call yourselves UPDN (Undead Pursuit, Destruction, and Neutralize), and it’s your job to flush them out. Your plan is to get the innocents out safe while taking down the vampires with your tools and your wits. It’s a hot day at the waterpark, but do you and your team really have the advantage against this so-called Hydrocula and his vampire minions?
Vampires have turned Splashopolis into Castle Hydrocula! You and your friends are the only ones who can flush these predators out and save your community. Can you handle a hot day at the waterpark?
Description:
The old, abandoned water park, Splashopolis, has been taken over by vampires! Locals have been going missing, animals have become dangerous around the park, and the slides have been twisted into the dreaded Castle Hydrocula. You and your comrades call yourselves UPDN (Undead Pursuit, Destruction, and Neutralize), and it’s your job to flush them out. Your plan is to get the innocents out safe while taking down the vampires with your tools and your wits. It’s a hot day at the waterpark, but do you and your team really have the advantage against this so-called Hydrocula and his vampire minions?
Vampires have turned Splashopolis into Castle Hydrocula! You and your friends are the only ones who can flush these predators out and save your community. Can you handle a hot day at the waterpark?
Description:
The old, abandoned water park, Splashopolis, has been taken over by vampires! Locals have been going missing, animals have become dangerous around the park, and the slides have been twisted into the dreaded Castle Hydrocula. You and your comrades call yourselves UPDN (Undead Pursuit, Destruction, and Neutralize), and it’s your job to flush them out. Your plan is to get the innocents out safe while taking down the vampires with your tools and your wits. It’s a hot day at the waterpark, but do you and your team really have the advantage against this so-called Hydrocula and his vampire minions?
Vampires have turned Splashopolis into Castle Hydrocula! You and your friends are the only ones who can flush these predators out and save your community. Can you handle a hot day at the waterpark?
Description:
The old, abandoned water park, Splashopolis, has been taken over by vampires! Locals have been going missing, animals have become dangerous around the park, and the slides have been twisted into the dreaded Castle Hydrocula. You and your comrades call yourselves UPDN (Undead Pursuit, Destruction, and Neutralize), and it’s your job to flush them out. Your plan is to get the innocents out safe while taking down the vampires with your tools and your wits. It’s a hot day at the waterpark, but do you and your team really have the advantage against this so-called Hydrocula and his vampire minions?
Vampires have turned Splashopolis into Castle Hydrocula! You and your friends are the only ones who can flush these predators out and save your community. Can you handle a hot day at the waterpark?
Description:
The old, abandoned water park, Splashopolis, has been taken over by vampires! Locals have been going missing, animals have become dangerous around the park, and the slides have been twisted into the dreaded Castle Hydrocula. You and your comrades call yourselves UPDN (Undead Pursuit, Destruction, and Neutralize), and it’s your job to flush them out. Your plan is to get the innocents out safe while taking down the vampires with your tools and your wits. It’s a hot day at the waterpark, but do you and your team really have the advantage against this so-called Hydrocula and his vampire minions?