After you died, when you met the Giant Glowing Jesus, he told you your name wasn't in the Book of Life and sent you straight to Hell. Turns out, you don't really like it here, so when the Goddess shows up and and tells you she knows a way you can sneak into Heaven and confront God, you take her up on it. Jack T. Chick meets The Dirty Dozen in this adventure that puts the Fun back in Fundamentalism!
When the Great War blew up (literally) the world found itself divided. Brother against brother; man against man; ape against ape. You, as a member of the Central Alliance’s Flying Squadron, are there to keep things quiet on the Western Front or die trying as the Axis of Naughtiness tries to break through the lines. It’s the Red Baron meets Bedtime for Bonzo in this game of banana-toting aerial mayhem.
It’s the vacation of a lifetime, girlfriend. You and a bunch of your pals taking off on a dude ranch adventure into the remote Brokeback Mountains. What could be more fabulous? You just had no idea the horrors that were waiting for you there. So the question now is who’s going to miss their sanity check first — you or the monsters? It’s Cthulhu meets Rupaul in this “Tell me you did not just go there†game.
Since you became a super-hero you've fought in every secret war and every multidimensional crisis that's come along. You've faced monsters, mutants, and masterminds. But even you don't stand a chance against the ultimate threat: an UNSTOPPABLE HORDE of 99 super-powered lunatics, all hell-bent on TOTAL ANNIHILATION!!! Strap yourself in, because things are about to get brutal!
The ads make it all look so slick. “Bored with your humdrum existence in Fairytaleland? Then come experience the wonder of Happilyeverafter - and remember: what happens in Happilyeverafter stays in Happilyeverafter.†Notice how they don’t mention the seedier side of this pixie-dust paradise? That’s where you come in, ‘cause Happilyeverafter is your beat.
The ads make it all look so slick. “Bored with your humdrum existence in Fairytaleland? Then come experience the wonder of Happilyeverafter - and remember: what happens in Happilyeverafter stays in Happilyeverafter.†Notice how they don’t mention the seedier side of this pixie-dust paradise? That’s where you come in, ‘cause Happilyeverafter is your beat.
Fratboys vs. The League of Alphabetical Madmen (A-H)
Description:
It’s a typical day at Kappa Epsilon Gamma house: music blaring, beer flowing, & the party starting in half an hour. Suddenly FLASH & the boys find themselves transported to the secret Alaskan base of the League of Alphabetical Madmen. The fratboys are then shown to the arena where they’re going to have to defeat every single madman in alphabetical order. Animal House meets Thunderdome.
Fratboys vs. The League of Alphabetical Madmen (I-Q)
Description:
The men of Kappa Epsilon Gamma have been kidnapped and transported to Alaska, where they are forced to participate in a series of gladiatorial style battles with members of the League of Alphabetical Madmen. Days have passed, and you’ve lost a lot of good men out there, and some of the guys think it’s over. To which you say, “Over? Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!â€
Fratboys vs. The League of Alphabetical Madmen (R-Z)
Description:
Kappa Epsilon Gamma has been whisked away to Alaska & forced to fight the entire League of Alphabetical Madmen, & your brothers lie wounded & dying around you. You’re not the best & brightest members of KEG; you’re the other guys: the legacies, wacky foreign students, & guys who are only there to keep insure the average GPA above State U’s minimum requirement. Now it’s your turn to prove that you’re worthy of the letters on your sweatshirt.
At Levaithon Inc. you either move up the corporate ladder or you move out. But with their world-wide interests, it’s easy to move on. Maybe too easy. Now you’ve accepted a promotion to the Collinsport office, and you find yourself wondering why those plum positions were open all of a sudden, and why Human Resources was so keen to get you in here so quickly.