Your friend The Computer has chosen you for a vital assignment carefully matched to your recorded level of mission experience: protect valuable resources from the ever-threatening Communist scourge.
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Greetings and salutations, loyal citizen of Alpha Complex! Your friend The Computer has chosen you for an important and fun assignment carefully matched to your recorded level of mission experience: protect valuable resources from the ever-threatening Communist scourge. Such a task should be easy for a Troubleshooter of your caliber! The Computer and the other loyal citizens of Alpha Complex, specifically [NAME DELETED], are counting on you to complete your mission with the efficiency, loyalty, honor, and [APPROVAL PENDING] for which Troubleshooters are known. Any Troubleshooters that fail to meet these known characteristics are obviously traitors to Alpha Complex and should be reported to The Computer immediately for termination.