A rumbling gurgle shakes the town, but the folk are ready for dragons! Unfortunately for you, you are far less dangerous than they can imagine. Steal Babies, Slay Chickens, and Die Horribly!
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Five years ago, the Kobolds mysteriously stopped raiding the town. Cows have been safe to graze in the countryside and not a single baby has been devoured. Yesterday, that all changed. An earth-rumbling gurgle echoed through the mountains and shook the town. Fearing dragons or giants, the town battened down and made desperate preparations – but what is waiting for them in the caves is far less dangerous than they could possibly have imagined. The kobolds have awakened from a near fatal Kentucky Fried overdose – and their king is HUNGRY! ALL HAIL KING TORG! Don the mantle of inadequacy as your fearless assault a human town loaded for dragon! Failure is not an option, because if you don’t come back with something worth eating, it’s the dinner pot for you! Steal Babies, Slay Chickens, Bark Loudly, and Die Horribly!
King Torg is getting married! (ALLHAILKINGTORG!) King Torg and spouse-to-be, King Torg (ALLHAILKINGTORG!) will compete to see who can set the more lavish feast. And no feast is a feast without babies!
King Torg is getting married! (ALLHAILKINGTORG!) King Torg and spouse-to-be, King Torg (ALLHAILKINGTORG!) will compete to see who can set the more lavish feast. And no feast is a feast without babies!
King Torg is getting married! (ALLHAILKINGTORG!) King Torg and spouse-to-be, King Torg (ALLHAILKINGTORG!) will compete to see who can set the more lavish feast. And no feast is a feast without babies!
King Torg (All HAIL KING TORG!) has decreed that there will be a cook-off. The kobold group that makes the best meal wins fab-u-less prizes! So say King Torg (ALL HAIL KING TORG!). Come enjoy this beer (root-beer even!) and pretzels game that has the players play kobolds to end the convention on a up note!
Burn Cows! Kill Chickens! Steal Babies! Die Horribly! All in the service of Torg, king of all kobolds. (ALL HAIL KING TORG!)Come on out and learn to play Kobolds Ate My Baby!
A knock-down, drag-out, no-holds-barred kobold event! X-treem sports are tackled in the only way kobolds know how—poorly and with high likelihood of personal injury. For veteran players of Kobolds Ate My Baby!
A no-holds-barred slugfest Kobolds Ate My Baby! style. Being trapped in a dungeon with an angry Tabriz the Arch-Warlock is always a recipe for disaster.Toss in a few kidnapped babies, some ridiculously over-powered magic items, and let simmer to a boil. Stir and enjoy. Prize awarded to "Last Kobold Standing." Kobolds provided, or bring your own.
A no-holds-barred slugfest Kobolds Ate My Baby! style. Being trapped in a dungeon with an angry Tabriz the Arch-Warlock is always a recipe for disaster.Toss in a few kidnapped babies, some ridiculously over-powered magic items, and let simmer to a boil. Stir and enjoy. Prize awarded to "Last Kobold Standing." Kobolds provided, or bring your own.
Kill cows! Eat chickens! Burn down the town! KingTorg (Lord of all Kobolds) is having a feast! Unless you can steal enough babies from the nearby town, you are going to be the main course. An introduction to the darkly humorous "Kobolds Ate My Baby!" the beer and pretzels RPG. All rules taught in less than 15 minutes.