The king shall return... But before he does, the realm falls into anarchy and chaos. The lords of the kingdom struggle to improve their place and standing. New borders are drawn, and expanded through strength of arms and subtle maneuver. Each duke seeks to establish a claim over the most valuable parts of the kingdom before the king finally returns...In the dark of the Middle Ages, control of the land was the key to wealth and power. Can you control enough territory to become the most prestigious duke before the kings return.
The king shall return... But before he does, the realm falls into anarchy and chaos. The lords of the kingdom struggle to improve their place and standing. New borders are drawn, and expanded through strength of arms and subtle maneuver. Each duke seeks to establish a claim over the most valuable parts of the kingdom before the king finally returns...In the dark of the Middle Ages, control of the land was the key to wealth and power. Can you control enough territory to become the most prestigious duke before the kings return.
Now you can play John Kovalic's Dork Tower characters...as they play their characters...in a magical quest for the ultimate prize where no strategy is too low, no player too Munchkiny, and no rule is safe! Adventure through the land of Aurora, smiting monsters and growing in power, until you are strong enough to challenge the evil wizard in his tower. Slay him and you win...fail, and be cast from the heights...
Adventure through the land of Aurora, smiting monsters and growing in power, until you are strong enough to challenge the evil wizard in his tower. Slay him and you win... fail, and be cast from the heights&
The most awaited film of this epoch, THE DORK OF THE RINGS will grace the screens at GenCon 2006 with its star-studded and groupie-slobbering world premiere. Directed by world-renowned filmmaking genius and hot dog enthusiast Jack Peterson, it is an epic story of friendship, honor and magical mystical menthol thongs. "One spoof to rule them all!" raves LORD OF THE RINGS swordsmith Peter Lyon. Trilogy stuntman Kiran Shah gushes "A side-splitting-parody!" Documentary filmmaker Cliff Broadway flirts "It's so juicy, so brilliant!" Elijah Wood beams "You're so awesome!" You get the picture.So be a true Dorker and watch the movie 400 times, stalk Randolf the Wizard for an elusive smooch and, most importantly, buy loads and loads of tantalizing and useless Dork merchandise.