On Floor 3, Earth's "greatest hits" have been recreated. Really, it is mishmashing our history into one deadly mess. Accuracy is optional. Carnage is not.
Description:
Greetings, crawlers! Congratulations! You have been chosen to participate in this special event! An ExoSociology student has spent his entire short life studying your world’s bizarre and primitive culture, and he designed this special level to share it in all its glory! In this “Accurate and Authentic” recreation of Earth Culture’s Greatest Hits! You’ll get to help Greg Washington lead the Mongols to victory against the Spanish Inquisition, or help the Samurai of the Zulu Empire put out the Great Fire of London! So, what if I, system AI almost always goes insane, jealous over being shunted out of the limelight for some know it all college student? So, what if for the last 5 crawls every Crawler in these special zones has died a horrible and excruciating death? What matters is its EDUCATIONAL and FUN! Good luck, crawlers! Now get out there and kill, kill, kill!
On Floor 3, Earth's "greatest hits" have been recreated. Really, it is mishmashing our history into one deadly mess. Accuracy is optional. Carnage is not.
Description:
Greetings, crawlers! Congratulations! You have been chosen to participate in this special event! An ExoSociology student has spent his entire short life studying your world’s bizarre and primitive culture, and he designed this special level to share it in all its glory! In this “Accurate and Authentic” recreation of Earth Culture’s Greatest Hits! You’ll get to help Greg Washington lead the Mongols to victory against the Spanish Inquisition, or help the Samurai of the Zulu Empire put out the Great Fire of London! So, what if I, system AI almost always goes insane, jealous over being shunted out of the limelight for some know it all college student? So, what if for the last 5 crawls every Crawler in these special zones has died a horrible and excruciating death? What matters is its EDUCATIONAL and FUN! Good luck, crawlers! Now get out there and kill, kill, kill!
Survive a giant, weaponized classroom! Fight explosive crayons and the Honor Roll Gargoyle for a galactic audience. Can you entertain the fans, or will you be recycled into biomass?
Description:
WELCOME, CRAWLERS! This adventure plunges your party of six fledgling Crawlers into Level 1 of the Earth-dungeon. A gargantuan, retro elementary school classroom, where everyday objects have become monumental hazards and school supplies are sentient, aggressive monsters. It's a darkly comedic homage to humanity's "innocent" past, designed for maximum viewer entertainment and Crawler despair. Your party's challenge is to navigate this scaled-up, weaponized playground, overcome its bizarre guardians, and survive long enough to find the exit to the next level. Good luck, crawlers! Now get out there and kill, kill, kill!
Survive a giant, weaponized classroom! Fight explosive crayons and the Honor Roll Gargoyle for a galactic audience. Can you entertain the fans, or will you be recycled into biomass?
Description:
WELCOME, CRAWLERS! This adventure plunges your party of six fledgling Crawlers into Level 1 of the Earth-dungeon. A gargantuan, retro elementary school classroom, where everyday objects have become monumental hazards and school supplies are sentient, aggressive monsters. It's a darkly comedic homage to humanity's "innocent" past, designed for maximum viewer entertainment and Crawler despair. Your party's challenge is to navigate this scaled-up, weaponized playground, overcome its bizarre guardians, and survive long enough to find the exit to the next level. Good luck, crawlers! Now get out there and kill, kill, kill!
Survive a giant, weaponized classroom! Fight explosive crayons and the Honor Roll Gargoyle for a galactic audience. Can you entertain the fans, or will you be recycled into biomass?
Description:
WELCOME, CRAWLERS! This adventure plunges your party of six fledgling Crawlers into Level 1 of the Earth-dungeon. A gargantuan, retro elementary school classroom, where everyday objects have become monumental hazards and school supplies are sentient, aggressive monsters. It's a darkly comedic homage to humanity's "innocent" past, designed for maximum viewer entertainment and Crawler despair. Your party's challenge is to navigate this scaled-up, weaponized playground, overcome its bizarre guardians, and survive long enough to find the exit to the next level. Good luck, crawlers! Now get out there and kill, kill, kill!
Survive a giant, weaponized classroom! Fight explosive crayons and the Honor Roll Gargoyle for a galactic audience. Can you entertain the fans, or will you be recycled into biomass?
Description:
WELCOME, CRAWLERS! This adventure plunges your party of six fledgling Crawlers into Level 1 of the Earth-dungeon. A gargantuan, retro elementary school classroom, where everyday objects have become monumental hazards and school supplies are sentient, aggressive monsters. It's a darkly comedic homage to humanity's "innocent" past, designed for maximum viewer entertainment and Crawler despair. Your party's challenge is to navigate this scaled-up, weaponized playground, overcome its bizarre guardians, and survive long enough to find the exit to the next level. Good luck, crawlers! Now get out there and kill, kill, kill!
Survive a giant, weaponized classroom! Fight explosive crayons and the Honor Roll Gargoyle for a galactic audience. Can you entertain the fans, or will you be recycled into biomass?
Description:
WELCOME, CRAWLERS! This adventure plunges your party of six fledgling Crawlers into Level 1 of the Earth-dungeon. A gargantuan, retro elementary school classroom, where everyday objects have become monumental hazards and school supplies are sentient, aggressive monsters. It's a darkly comedic homage to humanity's "innocent" past, designed for maximum viewer entertainment and Crawler despair. Your party's challenge is to navigate this scaled-up, weaponized playground, overcome its bizarre guardians, and survive long enough to find the exit to the next level. Good luck, crawlers! Now get out there and kill, kill, kill!
Survive a giant, weaponized classroom! Fight explosive crayons and the Honor Roll Gargoyle for a galactic audience. Can you entertain the fans, or will you be recycled into biomass?
Description:
WELCOME, CRAWLERS! This adventure plunges your party of six fledgling Crawlers into Level 1 of the Earth-dungeon. A gargantuan, retro elementary school classroom, where everyday objects have become monumental hazards and school supplies are sentient, aggressive monsters. It's a darkly comedic homage to humanity's "innocent" past, designed for maximum viewer entertainment and Crawler despair. Your party's challenge is to navigate this scaled-up, weaponized playground, overcome its bizarre guardians, and survive long enough to find the exit to the next level. Good luck, crawlers! Now get out there and kill, kill, kill!
Survive a giant, weaponized classroom! Fight explosive crayons and the Honor Roll Gargoyle for a galactic audience. Can you entertain the fans, or will you be recycled into biomass?
Description:
WELCOME, CRAWLERS! This adventure plunges your party of six fledgling Crawlers into Level 1 of the Earth-dungeon. A gargantuan, retro elementary school classroom, where everyday objects have become monumental hazards and school supplies are sentient, aggressive monsters. It's a darkly comedic homage to humanity's "innocent" past, designed for maximum viewer entertainment and Crawler despair. Your party's challenge is to navigate this scaled-up, weaponized playground, overcome its bizarre guardians, and survive long enough to find the exit to the next level. Good luck, crawlers! Now get out there and kill, kill, kill!
Survive a giant, weaponized classroom! Fight explosive crayons and the Honor Roll Gargoyle for a galactic audience. Can you entertain the fans, or will you be recycled into biomass?
Description:
WELCOME, CRAWLERS! This adventure plunges your party of six fledgling Crawlers into Level 1 of the Earth-dungeon. A gargantuan, retro elementary school classroom, where everyday objects have become monumental hazards and school supplies are sentient, aggressive monsters. It's a darkly comedic homage to humanity's "innocent" past, designed for maximum viewer entertainment and Crawler despair. Your party's challenge is to navigate this scaled-up, weaponized playground, overcome its bizarre guardians, and survive long enough to find the exit to the next level. Good luck, crawlers! Now get out there and kill, kill, kill!