"B-B-B-B-Boss Battle!" - Multi-Table Event with Jeff Hays
Summary:
A spectacular where tables must work together to first defeat a Borough Boss, then a City Boss - all while Jeff Hays voices the Dungeon AI live!
Description:
WELCOME, CRAWLERS.
This is not your run-of-the-mill tabletop session — this is a multi-table boss gauntlet inspired by the brutal, ridiculous, and unforgettable world of Dungeon Crawler Carl.
In “B-B-B-B-Boss Battle!”, all the tables in the room must face down dangerous mobs and not one, but two dungeon bosses. But your table doesn’t face this daunting task alone - every group’s success (or catastrophic failure) contributes to the fate of all.
How It Works:
Phase 1: Tackle Some Mobs – A warm-up. Emphasis on warm.
Phase 2: Borough Boss – Things start to heat up, is your table up to the challenge?
Phase 3: City Boss – One final, glorious showdown where carnage reigns and everything is on the line.
Between phases, the Dungeon adapts. Threats escalate. Rules bend or even break.
And overseeing it all? Jeff Hays, performing live as the Dungeon AI, delivering real-time announcements!
"B-B-B-B-Boss Battle!" - Multi-Table Event with Jeff Hays
Summary:
A spectacular where tables must work together to first defeat a Borough Boss, then a City Boss - all while Jeff Hays voices the Dungeon AI live!
Description:
WELCOME, CRAWLERS.
This is not your run-of-the-mill tabletop session — this is a multi-table boss gauntlet inspired by the brutal, ridiculous, and unforgettable world of Dungeon Crawler Carl.
In “B-B-B-B-Boss Battle!”, all the tables in the room must face down dangerous mobs and not one, but two dungeon bosses. But your table doesn’t face this daunting task alone - every group’s success (or catastrophic failure) contributes to the fate of all.
How It Works:
Phase 1: Tackle Some Mobs – A warm-up. Emphasis on warm.
Phase 2: Borough Boss – Things start to heat up, is your table up to the challenge?
Phase 3: City Boss – One final, glorious showdown where carnage reigns and everything is on the line.
Between phases, the Dungeon adapts. Threats escalate. Rules bend or even break.
And overseeing it all? Jeff Hays, performing live as the Dungeon AI, delivering real-time announcements!
On Floor 3, Earth's "greatest hits" have been recreated. Really, it is mishmashing our history into one deadly mess. Accuracy is optional. Carnage is not.
Description:
Greetings, crawlers! Congratulations! You have been chosen to participate in this special event! An ExoSociology student has spent his entire short life studying your world’s bizarre and primitive culture, and he designed this special level to share it in all its glory! In this “Accurate and Authentic” recreation of Earth Culture’s Greatest Hits! You’ll get to help Greg Washington lead the Mongols to victory against the Spanish Inquisition, or help the Samurai of the Zulu Empire put out the Great Fire of London! So, what if I, system AI almost always goes insane, jealous over being shunted out of the limelight for some know it all college student? So, what if for the last 5 crawls every Crawler in these special zones has died a horrible and excruciating death? What matters is its EDUCATIONAL and FUN! Good luck, crawlers! Now get out there and kill, kill, kill!
On Floor 3, Earth's "greatest hits" have been recreated. Really, it is mishmashing our history into one deadly mess. Accuracy is optional. Carnage is not.
Description:
Greetings, crawlers! Congratulations! You have been chosen to participate in this special event! An ExoSociology student has spent his entire short life studying your world’s bizarre and primitive culture, and he designed this special level to share it in all its glory! In this “Accurate and Authentic” recreation of Earth Culture’s Greatest Hits! You’ll get to help Greg Washington lead the Mongols to victory against the Spanish Inquisition, or help the Samurai of the Zulu Empire put out the Great Fire of London! So, what if I, system AI almost always goes insane, jealous over being shunted out of the limelight for some know it all college student? So, what if for the last 5 crawls every Crawler in these special zones has died a horrible and excruciating death? What matters is its EDUCATIONAL and FUN! Good luck, crawlers! Now get out there and kill, kill, kill!
On Floor 3, Earth's "greatest hits" have been recreated. Really, it is mishmashing our history into one deadly mess. Accuracy is optional. Carnage is not.
Description:
Greetings, crawlers! Congratulations! You have been chosen to participate in this special event! An ExoSociology student has spent his entire short life studying your world’s bizarre and primitive culture, and he designed this special level to share it in all its glory! In this “Accurate and Authentic” recreation of Earth Culture’s Greatest Hits! You’ll get to help Greg Washington lead the Mongols to victory against the Spanish Inquisition, or help the Samurai of the Zulu Empire put out the Great Fire of London! So, what if I, system AI almost always goes insane, jealous over being shunted out of the limelight for some know it all college student? So, what if for the last 5 crawls every Crawler in these special zones has died a horrible and excruciating death? What matters is its EDUCATIONAL and FUN! Good luck, crawlers! Now get out there and kill, kill, kill!
On Floor 3, Earth's "greatest hits" have been recreated. Really, it is mishmashing our history into one deadly mess. Accuracy is optional. Carnage is not.
Description:
Greetings, crawlers! Congratulations! You have been chosen to participate in this special event! An ExoSociology student has spent his entire short life studying your world’s bizarre and primitive culture, and he designed this special level to share it in all its glory! In this “Accurate and Authentic” recreation of Earth Culture’s Greatest Hits! You’ll get to help Greg Washington lead the Mongols to victory against the Spanish Inquisition, or help the Samurai of the Zulu Empire put out the Great Fire of London! So, what if I, system AI almost always goes insane, jealous over being shunted out of the limelight for some know it all college student? So, what if for the last 5 crawls every Crawler in these special zones has died a horrible and excruciating death? What matters is its EDUCATIONAL and FUN! Good luck, crawlers! Now get out there and kill, kill, kill!
On Floor 3, Earth's "greatest hits" have been recreated. Really, it is mishmashing our history into one deadly mess. Accuracy is optional. Carnage is not.
Description:
Greetings, crawlers! Congratulations! You have been chosen to participate in this special event! An ExoSociology student has spent his entire short life studying your world’s bizarre and primitive culture, and he designed this special level to share it in all its glory! In this “Accurate and Authentic” recreation of Earth Culture’s Greatest Hits! You’ll get to help Greg Washington lead the Mongols to victory against the Spanish Inquisition, or help the Samurai of the Zulu Empire put out the Great Fire of London! So, what if I, system AI almost always goes insane, jealous over being shunted out of the limelight for some know it all college student? So, what if for the last 5 crawls every Crawler in these special zones has died a horrible and excruciating death? What matters is its EDUCATIONAL and FUN! Good luck, crawlers! Now get out there and kill, kill, kill!
On Floor 3, Earth's "greatest hits" have been recreated. Really, it is mishmashing our history into one deadly mess. Accuracy is optional. Carnage is not.
Description:
Greetings, crawlers! Congratulations! You have been chosen to participate in this special event! An ExoSociology student has spent his entire short life studying your world’s bizarre and primitive culture, and he designed this special level to share it in all its glory! In this “Accurate and Authentic” recreation of Earth Culture’s Greatest Hits! You’ll get to help Greg Washington lead the Mongols to victory against the Spanish Inquisition, or help the Samurai of the Zulu Empire put out the Great Fire of London! So, what if I, system AI almost always goes insane, jealous over being shunted out of the limelight for some know it all college student? So, what if for the last 5 crawls every Crawler in these special zones has died a horrible and excruciating death? What matters is its EDUCATIONAL and FUN! Good luck, crawlers! Now get out there and kill, kill, kill!
On Floor 3, Earth's "greatest hits" have been recreated. Really, it is mishmashing our history into one deadly mess. Accuracy is optional. Carnage is not.
Description:
Greetings, crawlers! Congratulations! You have been chosen to participate in this special event! An ExoSociology student has spent his entire short life studying your world’s bizarre and primitive culture, and he designed this special level to share it in all its glory! In this “Accurate and Authentic” recreation of Earth Culture’s Greatest Hits! You’ll get to help Greg Washington lead the Mongols to victory against the Spanish Inquisition, or help the Samurai of the Zulu Empire put out the Great Fire of London! So, what if I, system AI almost always goes insane, jealous over being shunted out of the limelight for some know it all college student? So, what if for the last 5 crawls every Crawler in these special zones has died a horrible and excruciating death? What matters is its EDUCATIONAL and FUN! Good luck, crawlers! Now get out there and kill, kill, kill!
On Floor 3, Earth's "greatest hits" have been recreated. Really, it is mishmashing our history into one deadly mess. Accuracy is optional. Carnage is not.
Description:
Greetings, crawlers! Congratulations! You have been chosen to participate in this special event! An ExoSociology student has spent his entire short life studying your world’s bizarre and primitive culture, and he designed this special level to share it in all its glory! In this “Accurate and Authentic” recreation of Earth Culture’s Greatest Hits! You’ll get to help Greg Washington lead the Mongols to victory against the Spanish Inquisition, or help the Samurai of the Zulu Empire put out the Great Fire of London! So, what if I, system AI almost always goes insane, jealous over being shunted out of the limelight for some know it all college student? So, what if for the last 5 crawls every Crawler in these special zones has died a horrible and excruciating death? What matters is its EDUCATIONAL and FUN! Good luck, crawlers! Now get out there and kill, kill, kill!