Found fairy dust gave you sentience and magical powers. Now the trick is to scheme with others to get more. But keep your two stats, Woodland Creature &
Cocaine, in balance!!!
Description:
A low-level Elven drug dealer dies in the woods for being stupid by the hand of the gods. After a taste of his sweet, sweet product, local forest creatures become aware...and they want more fairy blow. While maintaining a balancing act between your two stats (Woodland Creature & Cocaine), can your pack/herd/sloth/etc. pull off a heist to snag more of that awesome pixie powder?
The Elves had it but didn't share. You got it. Now you just need to keep it. Do you run or share your hard-won score with your forest friends & fight?
Description:
So you succeeded in stealing Peruvian Marching Powder from storage and maybe no one noticed. Yeah, and maybe I'm a Chinese jet pilot (which would be really hard anyway having just paws). Now you have to keep your stash. Sure, a band of strung-out fantasy-based NPCs are looking for you, but they've stepped into YOUR house. Can you keep a balance between your two stats (Woodland Creature & Cocaine), attract other forest creatures to your cause and...wait, what is making those clanking & hissing noises?? Run!!!
Found fairy dust gave you sentience and magical powers. Now the trick is to scheme with others to get more. But keep your two stats, Woodland Creature and Cocaine, in balance!!!
Description:
A low-level Elven drug dealer dies in the woods for being stupid by the hand of the gods. After a taste of his sweet, sweet product, local forest creatures become aware...and they want more fairy blow. While maintaining a balancing act between your two stats (Woodland Creature & Cocaine), can your pack/herd/sloth/etc. pull off a heist to snag more of that awesome pixie powder?
The Elves had it but didn't share. You got it. Now you just need to keep it. Do you run or share your hard-won score with your forest friends and fight?
Description:
So you succeeded in stealing Peruvian Marching Powder from storage and maybe no one noticed. Yeah, and maybe I'm a Chinese jet pilot (which would be really hard anyway having just paws). Now you have to keep your stash. Sure, a band of strung-out fantasy-based NPCs are looking for you, but they've stepped into YOUR house. Can you keep a balance between your two stats (Woodland Creature & Cocaine), attract other forest creatures to your cause and...wait, what is making those clanking & hissing noises?? Run!!!