Professor Shyguy & Kittens Slay Dragons: Some Kind of Dance Party
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Come and join a dance party! Enjoy some nerdy pop and electronic music with Professor Shyguy, Kittens Slay Dragons, and Middle Spoon in concert!
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Live in CONcert! An evening of song and dance (we mostly do the songs, you mostly do the dance) with Professor Shyguy, Kittens Slay Dragons, and Middle Spoon. Professor Shyguy is a show of dancey/rock/dramatic/chiptune music featuring Blythe Renay of the Damsels of Dorkington! Kittens Slay Dragons is the beep boop project from Sarah Donner and her partner-in-boops Michael McLean, singing upbeat songs about cats and depression. Introducing the Gencon debut of Middle Spoon, a super cute, queer and polyamory positive band singing songs about love and sexy sex!
Sarah Donner and the Damsels of Dorkington have been doing a variety show every week for nearly 2 years. Now it's time to do it live!
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We don't remember what any of you look like, but we're excited to find out again! We've spent 2 years doing a live stream show with everyone spread across the country, and now we want to do it live and in-person. You can expect some music, games, and maybe an interesting interview or two! We'll be getting the audience involved (because we missed your faces), and there will be prizes galore! If The Muppet Show and QI had a baby, it would be this.
You asked for it, and now they're giving it to you: Music! The Damsels will sing and rap their way through a collection of parodies that fuse highbrow wit with lowdown, dirty odes.
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You asked for it, and now they're giving it to you! No, it's not some kind of magic STD- it's music! The Damsels will sing, rap, and hopefully not puke their way through a collection of parodies that fuse highbrow wit with lowdown, dirty odes on everything from UrbanDictionary.com, Rob Liefeld, and fapping to Tron.
Want to know how "Game of Thrones" is going to end? We've got an unreleased copy of the ending to this beloved series. But what happens when Lin-Manuel Miranda wants in on the action?
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Want to know exactly how "Game of Thrones" is going to end? The Damsels of Dorkington have obtained, through secret means that totally did not involve murder, an unreleased copy of George R.R. Martin’s explosive ending to this beloved fantasy series. But what happens when other fantasy authors (who are totally not Brandon Sanderson, Patrick Rothfuss, and the furiously fapping ghost of Robert Jordan) want in on the action? Oh, and as it turns out, the latest draft was re-written by Lin-Manuel Miranda a la Hamilton. Come sing along to this hip-hoperatical tale of queens, dragons, and the depraved acts they'll commit to gain the throne!
Sure, Ep VII was okay, but imagine how great it could have been if George Lucas had written it- crammed full of CGI extras, bad romance, badder dialogue, death by heartbreak, and genuine Mary Sues!
You asked for it, and now they're giving it to you: Music! The Damsels will sing and rap their way through a collection of parodies that fuse highbrow wit with lowdown, dirty odes.
Description:
You asked for it, and now they're giving it to you! No, it's not some kind of magic STD- it's music! The Damsels will sing, rap, and hopefully not puke their way through a collection of parodies that fuse highbrow wit with lowdown, dirty odes on everything from UrbanDictionary.com, Rob Liefeld, and fapping to Tron.