Your band, The Call of Cthulhu, is playing the Rock the Loch festival at Loch Ness. But your music has stirred up something from the murky waters! Could it be the dread Rock Less Monster, spawn of the Great Mouldy One, Ka-Choo!-Yu? Or maybe it's just your arch rivals, punk-bluegrass band The Small Creepy Deltoids, playing a prank? A madcap Rock 'N' Role-Playing event by CoC contributor William A. Barton, designer of the Rock 'N' Roll Star RPG.