Get your character killed by the author himself, Ken St Andre. We should make tshirts. "My character was killed by Ken St Andre". Maybe we will. Come to this event and find out.
Play in an adventure run by the guy who created the second (ever) role playing game. Ken is still writing them, and Flying Buffalo is still publishing them, and this will be one of his newer ones!
You don't know what adventure Ken will be running. Neither do I. Ken probably doesn't either - he'll be deciding at the last minute. But you can be sure it will be dangerous. No, make that "deadly".
The first time I played with Ken, he killed my character in less than ten minutes. Can you survive longer than that? If so, let me know. Maybe we'll give you a tshirt!